Yurtcules, born in a yurt, Yurtcules the marvelous man of muscles.
Zen-La: The Mystical Master of Martial Arts!
Artie Choke. His name is Artie and he chokes people.
Barracuddle, the fish man who is into foreplay.
Crunch, who has wind powers, but is named because of his sponsor, Nestle.
Dungeonmaster: His power to create real, dangerous monster and traps is only as great as his arrogance.
Evilo The Evil Villain of Evilness, a hero whose powers are fueled by how much the populace believes him to be a villain.
Fantasea, lord of the ocean and illusions!
Gun-Ho, the prostitute made of firearms!
Harry Bow, shoots arrows that turn whatever they hit into delicious gummy versions of themselves.