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Following the events of the last Supervillain when the MAFIA, the X-ternal granted unlimited power to Replaco, leader of the MAFIA when they ended up killing all of the other finalists in the content. The world is now putty in the hands of Replaco and his minions but they were left unaware of the last secret reserve forces - Honesty Force: Cleveland and the Minnesota Protection Consortium!

Thanks to the villains not really being aware of the two sides, they discovered that if they can get a single member in through the Death Tower to the top floor that is also five buildings across that can only be entered in through the first tower, they can distract the guards long enough for one person to touch the artifact, everything can go back to normal. If they fail, they lose everything forever!

The members of the teams are
Yapper, the hard to kill and insane assassin who has no skills to really speak of except the whole hard to kill thing.
Count Deathington - cursed by the Tooth Fairy for trying to have sex with her, Count Deathington cannot die - if he does he simply regenerates - but her grows a tooth somewhere on his body.
Titceratops - half dinosaur and half vampire, the prehistoric powerhouse is hard to slow down. Unless you kill her.
Chubby Candy - she can change her size by turning into candy and turning back into a normal person - but watch out for her blood sugar!
Bimensional - he can slip through any flat opening but this can also include reality and our realms of perception. Oh the things that he has seen.
Hateway - released straight out of hell for just being a generally unpleasant fellow, he can open portals to and from hell for limited periods of time.
Arrown - she has a bunch of arrows that she is really good at throwing because carrying around a bow is stupid.
Ostrichie - a former socialite who got drunk and joined the team, she comes with 5 million dollars to spend.
Madame De Porpoise - possibly the most powerful entity in the universe, she can call up her porpoise friends from the ocean.
Masstor - he really isn't supposed to be here but he can create finite black holes.
Biscuit Beast - an alien who landed in England and loves biscuits. His crippling addition is the only thing that kept him from joining the Honesty Force.
Hydrozone - the princess of Atlanta who took her title too seriously and then drowned the town. Now she has the ability to attack with water animated corpses.
Holladabra - the wizard who is supposed to speak spells in haikus but she failed poetry class!
Masterpull - he can stretch infinitely but it turns him on which is gross so he doesn't really do it that much.
VengeEtte - the only canon female disciple of VenGent
Faerrum - a cyborg created through faerie magic.
X-kode - he has funky fresh beats and is able to use sonic powerz
Illoser - she can make illusions but only ones that are really offensive!
Beastette - she can transform into a part of an animal, but only one part.

But here is the catch - you can only use 4 at a time, you can't add new members if a team member dies - oh and you suggest the actions as a group!

So vote/discuss the initial team of 4 people you will use to walk into the building in the first place.

I think we should send Count Deathington, Bimensional, Masstor and Yapper. I think sending an unkillable, a hard to killable, a flat dude who can sneak in and a dude who can conjure black holes in first would be pretty useful.

But that's just what I think.

I'd go with X-Kode, Count Deathington, Bimensional, and Masstor, because having Yapper and Deathington both seems redundant.

If we can get one more batch of suggestions I'll be good to start.

Chubby Candy, Masstor, Count Deathington, and Bimensional. Shape change, and love that name.

Running the randomajig, your team will be Count Deathington, Bimensional, Masstor and Yapper.

The hallway that is in front of you is large. The floor is black and has a lot of scuff marks because people are assnuts. The walls have that sort of pattern you find on the floors in bathrooms where you look for a while and you can see shapes like a duck but then you sneeze while you are on the toilet and all you can see is an old woman's face. And every time all you can see is that face and it stares and helps you poop more easily out of fear but I digress.
It also contains the following:
1 help desk in the center of the hallway with one person standing there
1 door to the left
1 door straight across the room
1 door to the left
2 potted plants on the opposite sides of the room
8 security cameras, 1 in each corner of the room.

At the help desk is an old wizened man. He is probably a level 5 security guard but a fun fact is that he is 5'4". Well that isn't really a fun fact but you can probably find something important about his height.

What do you do?

Well obviously we should have Bimensional slip into the door on the left, while Masstor creates 8 mini blackholes to take out the cameras. Then Count Deathington should take that poor old wizard dude hostage while Yapper keeps a lookout.

I concur.

As Bimensional slips under the door frame he suddenly begins to loudly shout "OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I CHECK THE SIGN ON THE DOOR! WHAT KIND OF CRUEL GODS DON'T ASK FOR MORE DETAILS BEFORE ORDERING ME AROUND!" as he continues to be pulled under the door into the spinning blades of death.

Meanwhile Masstor's 8 blackholes handily remove the cameras. Unfortunately the cameras are connected to cables to transmit signals and power. The cables also start to get sucked in….

Meanwhile Count Deathington tries to take the old wizened man hostage by grabbing the old man's shoulders inadvertently reducing them to dust because he was hella wizened!

Wizened is different than wizard.

The old man continues to disintegrate into a dust pile leaving behind his clothes. Hooray chucklers! You killed an old man!

As the security camera's with their unbreakable tethers start to bend the girders in the room causing it to begin to collapse, Yapper makes a comment about wanting an orange chicken burrito. His insanity kicks in then and due to him being claustrophobic he starts trying to leave the room.

Current Status:
Bimensional: Dead by rotating blades.
Masstor: Created 8 black holes that are going to cause the front of the building to collapse and possibly more since these wires run through all of the building!
Count Deathington: Killed an old security guard who turned into dust. For some reason.
Yapper: Is going insane and is trying to leave!

What do you do?

deathington goes into the room with the blades because he is immortal, Masstor will try to deal with the black holes he created, though since he isn't listed as having the power to control or destroy black holes, only to create them, I'm not entirely optimistic for his success, and since Yapper seems to be insane, I don't really thing the players would actually be able to control him or her. Masstor remains dead.