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Ideal Avengers Team?
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08-19-2011, 02:12 PM
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best joke ever
Short Dirty Jokes Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head! Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. Cover me im going in! Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen? A. It's arse! Q. What does a guy and a car have in common? A. They both have the ability to misfire. Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed? A. Because their plugged into a genius! Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts! Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day? A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette. Q. Why dont blind men skydive? A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A. Mega-saur-ass Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? A. 3 Stone ! papeendorce ZomforaSado |
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