Alpha League

[Sorano]

Quarterback: rough and tough super southern power tackler extraordinaire.

[Name]

Quint, he's 5 guys with one mind spread amomg them.
EDIT: since Q got done, I'll do R.
Richter, enemies suspect tjat his power is earthquake related, so they're completely unprepared for his killer Andy Richter impersonation.

[Koltreg]

Scorchette: the hot filler with fire powers and fire power.

[Name]

Tesseract can see in 4 dimensions, and this somehow helps him fight crime.

[MoustachePants]

T- Rex Terry: Bitten by a radioactive Tyrannosaurs Rex while visiting 'Jurassic Park: Three Mile Island' Terrance Ravnodushy's arms shrank to useless proportions when he is plain old Terrance, but transform into glowing green fists of fury whenever danger is abound, and T-Rex Terry is needed!

[Koltreg]

Unibomberman - unicorn who fights with mail bombs

[DocMercury]

Vaccinia: a disease generating mutant who uses his homegrown viral buddies to cure cities of crime

[Name]

Winch, capable of pulling great amounts, though this strength does not apply to pushing.

[thechrishaley]

I'd like to give this entire thread a +1

[Mr. X]

X-erter- He tries really, really hard and gathers strength from misspelled words.