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MoustachePants · 10-21-2011, 07:48 AM

Vaseline, An odd orange haired girl whose mysterious scent of tangerine blossom can tame even the hearest of hearts, before she drowns her victims in a pool of greasy petroleum jelly, and then eats them on toast.

Name · 10-21-2011, 09:20 AM

good one.
Wankmaster. Do I really need to explain this one?

MoustachePants · 10-21-2011, 09:46 AM

(10-21-2011 09:20 AM)Name Wrote: good one.
Wankmaster. Do I really need to explain this one?

The Urban Dictionary defines the term 'wank' as:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle

and so forth.

However, I assume you mean he is the hero from the Mountain Wank, located in the south of German...

Name · (This post was last modified: 10-21-2011 10:50 AM by Name.)

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(10-21-2011 09:46 AM)MoustachePants Wrote:
(10-21-2011 09:20 AM)Name Wrote: good one.
Wankmaster. Do I really need to explain this one?

The Urban Dictionary defines the term 'wank' as:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle

and so forth.

However, I assume you mean he is the hero from the Mountain Wank, located in the south of German...

Nope, his power is punishing his crank like it shot his wife and children during a family picnic.
Also, if he were from there he'd be the Wankmeister.

**Koltreg** · 10-21-2011, 02:48 PM

Xerxy, the sexier Xerxes!

Name · 10-21-2011, 10:54 PM

Yellow Peril, a hero who wears yellow, and is really bad at choosing non-offensive names.

**Koltreg** · 10-22-2011, 11:51 AM

Zerape, the Mexican version of the Cape.

Name · 10-23-2011, 01:59 AM

Addendum, the punishing postscript to criminal tales of success!

Mr. X · 10-24-2011, 04:23 AM

Barrel Bonus- hurls barrels at criminals still standing after fights on streets

Name · 10-24-2011, 04:42 AM

Crop Circle, powered by unexplained phenomena.