The Next Event Comic

[BIGREDROBOT]

I'm sincerely hoping for a revival of What Am I Gonna Do With All These Bigfoots?! But the market can only bear so many cryptozoological polygamous romance comics, I guess.

[jason1749]

(08-19-2011 10:19 AM)bigredrobot Wrote:  I'm sincerely hoping for a revival of What Am I Gonna Do With All These Bigfoots?! But the market can only bear so many cryptozoological polygamous romance comics, I guess.

Yeah, the failure of Yeti Sandwich, even with Frank Mansterson at the helm bears that out BRR.

[Koltreg]

I want Borrous Grasp back on. Osweld Carbuncle did a solid writing job on it and I think the Man Who Can Feel Borrous needs a return since Borrous became a big plot point on Divergent Rivers.

[jason1749]

(08-19-2011 10:24 AM)Koltreg Wrote:  I want Borrous Grasp back on. Osweld Carbuncle did a solid writing job on it and I think the Man Who Can Feel Borrous needs a return since Borrous became a big plot point on Divergent Rivers.

Didn't you see that teaser for Where's My Borrous? Looks like they're trying to make it into a comedy book with Borrous getting killed every issue and reincarnated inside a new host or some shit. Fucking Smarksindale again.

[BIGREDROBOT]

Does anybody know if Spectrum Soldier is still stuck in the mirror universe of Omlaughft after the events in Inifnity Conundrum? I'd love for him to return to Team Galaxy Force. I can't stand Fart Face as the team leader. And the way Michael Brian Burnsides writes them is terrible! They're such a bunch of douchey douches. Especially Douche-Lord! Oy vey!

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(08-19-2011 10:28 AM)Jason1749 Wrote:  

(08-19-2011 10:24 AM)Koltreg Wrote:  I want Borrous Grasp back on. Osweld Carbuncle did a solid writing job on it and I think the Man Who Can Feel Borrous needs a return since Borrous became a big plot point on Divergent Rivers.

Didn't you see that teaser for Where's My Borrous? Looks like they're trying to make it into a comedy book with Borrous getting killed every issue and reincarnated inside a new host or some shit. Fucking Smarksindale again.

I dunno man, Smarksindale did a bang-up job on that Champions of Charleston run with Winky Minkersmink. I still prefer the way he writes Southern Bell. I mean, it was like he understood what it was like to be a sentient female bell growing up in the segregated South, which is an impressive feat for a 72-year-old hermaphroditic Newfoundlander.

[jason1749]

(08-19-2011 10:32 AM)bigredrobot Wrote:  Does anybody know if Spectrum Soldier is still stuck in the mirror universe of Omlaughft after the events in Inifnity Conundrum? I'd love for him to return to Team Galaxy Force. I can't stand Fart Face as the team leader. And the way Michael Brian Burnsides writes them is terrible! They're such a bunch of douchey douches. Especially Douche-Lord! Oy vey!

Yeah, in the ColorWheel Corps Annual, SS faced down his mirror universe arch-enemy Sgt. Speculum. Unfortunately, he was returned to our universe without his memories, lately Red Temptress is using him as her poolboy.

Also, I hear Fart Face buys it in MBB's Dark Prolapse mini-series.

[Koltreg]

I preferred Winky's art on Guerilla Gorilla. Nothing like flying exploding apes on every page.

[BIGREDROBOT]

(08-19-2011 10:37 AM)Jason1749 Wrote:  Yeah, in the ColorWheel Corps Annual, SS faced down his mirror universe arch-enemy Sgt. Speculum. Unfortunately, he was returned to our universe without his memories, lately Red Temptress is using him as her poolboy.

Also, I hear Fart Face buys it in MBB's Dark Prolapse mini-series.

Oh good, I'll definitely be picking up DP, then, but, well, I mean, I was going to anyway because Garfield Davis is drawing it and I've loved everything he's done since Future Truckers. That was the series that made me a comics fan.

[deebeemonster]

(08-19-2011 10:37 AM)Jason1749 Wrote:  

(08-19-2011 10:32 AM)bigredrobot Wrote:  Does anybody know if Spectrum Soldier is still stuck in the mirror universe of Omlaughft after the events in Inifnity Conundrum? I'd love for him to return to Team Galaxy Force. I can't stand Fart Face as the team leader. And the way Michael Brian Burnsides writes them is terrible! They're such a bunch of douchey douches. Especially Douche-Lord! Oy vey!

Yeah, in the ColorWheel Corps Annual, SS faced down his mirror universe arch-enemy Sgt. Speculum. Unfortunately, he was returned to our universe without his memories, lately Red Temptress is using him as her poolboy.

Also, I hear Fart Face buys it in MBB's Dark Prolapse mini-series.

Nope, Spectrum Solidier is still missing. It was Sgt Speculator the Earth-Prime version who took his place before right before Wheelboy was killed. But if you read the previews for Team Galaxy Force, it looks like SPOILER Boston Buckward might actually be Spectrum in disguise.

[Wolter]

Whatever happened to nice low-key comics like Skye Silverchair and Her Magic Plane? Just good old fashioned dinosaur-and-flying-pirate fighting from a young David Mamet.