The Next Event Comic

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(08-21-2011 03:43 PM)Teuthex Wrote:  Really? You fell for that? Any true fan knows that ever since the spectral cetacean was irradiated with Priority Particles back in the Nostrum Covenant of 1971, he can never truly die, and just reappears further along in the timeline. I'll bet you my mint copy of Karma Khronicles #57, with the tryptofoil letters page, that Phantom's reappearance will be the keystone that resolves all this crap going on with Scubadude. Craig "Green Teeth" Jetsky is just in it for the money, and has no respect for continuity. Can you believe what he did to the Six Minstrels series? I mean come ON. Rudolph Stenfield was even worse. I expect a bit of decorum from these people!

Oh screw you. I'm so sorry nobody's as perfect as your precious Morris Franco, that they can't pepper their writing with highbrow references to Emilios Harlin and have to rely on actual storytelling, you pompous fuck. Six Minstrels was a shit series from panel 1, with it's hackeneyed "socially conscious" attitudes. At least Stenfield had them throw a damn punch, all Kirt Parado did was have them ride across America and "reconnect with the people". Blech. I don't want "deep thought" from my superheroes, I just want tits, gore, and holofoil variant covers!