The Next Event Comic

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(08-22-2011 06:13 AM)tredlow Wrote:  

(08-22-2011 02:58 AM)Koltreg Wrote:  Man, Don Kessio doesn't even work for GC anymore. He literally will walk into a place and start spewing lies like a shit sprinkler. Kronolorn is featured on the posters standing over Graft the Leg.

Wait, Kessio also said that they're reviving CyberNoir and are making an Insect Men ongoing! Are these also lies?!

Also, Graft The Leg ceased to exist in Post-Retconiverse, didn't he? I think that's The Antelope.

Man, I hope they're lies. CyberNoir is done, Techago fell in a heap of flame after Al Robone's nuclear still exploded, leaving it an irradiated wasteland. If they're going to do some building themselves up from the wreckage shit, I can't even... I just can't even. And Insect Men? Manos Clarbrun had the definitive run, and they can't just pave over that shit. They impregnated God, for chrissakes! THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO FROM THERE!

Also, you seem to have overlooked that back in the Neodymium Period, Graft split into Left and Right Leg, in a failed bid to drum up interest enough to make the concept of introducing other body parts feasible. It didn't, and Left, which had become an evil opposite, was banished to another universe. Obviously, this is Southclaw returning to Earth-187 to exact his revenge. When he finds out Graft is trapped in the Quantum Entanglement(see The Fallacious Gallantry Of Commissar Cobalt #43), he obviously goes on a mad hunt for revenge with the Southpaw(no relation, just a left-handed villain of the Vivacious Vagabond who joined up because their names sounded similar), leaving untold doom and gloom in their wake. At least this is my theory, it may be the South Pole from GC's recent acquisition Felicitous Funnybooks, or any number of South-related villains.