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Smarks Only (Wrestling Thread)
11-17-2011, 02:22 PM
Post: #81
RE: Smarks Only (Wrestling Thread)
So, Rock's big "return to RAW" was pretty forgettable...

But Ryder out-popped Cena and Punk again! This guy is on a roll!

And Dolph continues to be amazing.

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11-19-2011, 04:27 AM
Post: #82
RE: Smarks Only (Wrestling Thread)
so i havent been keeping up lately but i saw this (below) and found a way to watch the episode. also, Beaker ftw

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11-19-2011, 01:09 PM
Post: #83
RE: Smarks Only (Wrestling Thread)
(11-17-2011 02:22 PM)Flash Fact Wrote:  So, Rock's big "return to RAW" was pretty forgettable...

But Ryder out-popped Cena and Punk again! This guy is on a roll!

And Dolph continues to be amazing.

I fucking hate Zack Ryder now. It was one thing when he was a dude struggling to get any attention, but the way they are cramming him down our throats now is so obnoxious. It's like they don't want us to like him. I guess I shouldn't say I hate him, because I don't dislike the guy, but they way they've brought him from barely getting on Superstars to main-eventing Raw and being in a dozen segments every episode in the space of a few months is .. I don't know.. weird, I guess.
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11-19-2011, 01:41 PM
Post: #84
RE: Smarks Only (Wrestling Thread)
Yeah Ryder's a mother fucker and Cena just said in a interview he loves his big balls for actually stepping up to get all the attention he's been getting.

I hope Mark Henry retains on Sunday. I'm a big fan now that he's gone full on BEAST MODE.

Also I don't know how Mason Ryan passes a piss test.

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11-30-2011, 02:52 PM (This post was last modified: 11-30-2011 03:02 PM by thechrishaley.)
Post: #85
RE: Smarks Only (Wrestling Thread)
If you haven't already, you really need to go read Brandon Stroud's Best & Worst of RAW 11/28 Edition.

This bit was an absolute highlight for me..

Quote:Best: Referencing The Most Bad Ass Ring Entrance Of All Time

I’m a huge sucker for John Cena Wrestlemania entrances, especially the drumline at Wrestlemania 24, but his entrance against Rob Van Dam at One Night Stand remains the most indignant, confident entrance of all time.





He just puts the belt over his head and walks to the ring with his head down. The Cena here is the Cena from Piper’s Pit. He knows how they feel, he just doesn’t care. Because why should he? He’s the f**king champ.

His whole explanation of what Cena's character is and isn't is really a highlight for me, because as much as I love guys like Punk and Daniel Bryan and Dolph Ziggler, and even though I don't always agree with how they've used him, I love John Cena and I think a lot of the people that want to boo him are the same kind of people that say "Superman sucks. Batman could totally kick his ass!" And I'm afraid those people are simply, and sadly, missing the point.
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12-06-2011, 12:49 PM
Post: #86
RE: Smarks Only (Wrestling Thread)
In reference to you and Sims on that podcast this week, I have to say...as much as I love CM Punk, I hate the Go To Sleep. It might not be my least favorite finisher ever, but it's probably my least favorite current finisher. I wish he'd use the running corner knee lift (the technical name for which escapes me) or just a fucking brain kick as his finisher. I just think the GTS looks way too awkward on anyone that's bigger than him, which is the majority of guys he wrestles.

Actually, upon further reflection, I think the FU/AA is my least favorite finisher. I hate it even worse than the GTS. The FU/AA is just a fireman's carry. That's all. It's not even a Death Valley Driver. It's a fucking tease of a Death Valley Driver.

Favorite finisher that isn't the Sharpshooter?



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12-06-2011, 05:54 PM
Post: #87
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(12-06-2011 12:49 PM)Brett Williams Wrote:  


That. Was. Brutal.
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12-06-2011, 06:00 PM
Post: #88
RE: Smarks Only (Wrestling Thread)
(12-06-2011 05:54 PM)thechrishaley Wrote:  
(12-06-2011 12:49 PM)Brett Williams Wrote:  


That. Was. Brutal.

Japan baby. Japan.
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12-07-2011, 08:46 AM (This post was last modified: 12-07-2011 09:56 AM by thechrishaley.)
Post: #89
RE: Smarks Only (Wrestling Thread)
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#memorablemoment #thatwasawesome

Via.

And, of course, here's the link to Brandon Stroud's Best & Worst of RAW for this week:
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/th...we-raw-125

Quote:I feel like a kid who got caught smoking. My parents are gonna make me smoke EVERY CIGARETTE IN THE PACK until I’m throwing up all over the place. I got caught wishing Zack Ryder would be on TV, so now WWE’s gonna keep shoving more and more headbands and foam Broski fists and run-ins and musical Zack Ryder distractions until I’m throwing up all over the place.
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12-08-2011, 07:04 AM
Post: #90
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Raw turned into the goddamn Zack Ryder show. He's like a make-a-wish kid whose 15 minutes just won't die ughhh. I hate his jumping t-bag finisher and his damn music.

Oh great and now Big Lazy is back again squashing guys just like the good old days! I hate that he's using the nWo theme, the life's been completely drained from it.

Anyway, I was excited about the matches but they all ended up rather shitty and CM Punk didn't even work. Real disappointing shit and I would feel ripped the fuck off if I paid to be there live.

Dolph continues to bring it but he should stfu the cocky act is grating but then again that's the reaction he wants so I have been worked, bah gawd! Hope he gets the tag belts with Swagger since nobody else is using them Tongue

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