Supervillain 4: Realm of Replaco!

[Koltreg]

Count Deathington tries to open the door but finds that it is locked. I mean, he doesn't even try to read what is on the door. What is he the count of? Not knowing how to read? And worst of all he has dead old guy dust over his count shoes so now he is probably downgraded to Block Deathington or something.

Meanwhile Masstor just starts panicking about the black holes. Normally he just does a hit and run thing. He does successfully find that he can invert them causing them to expel instead of absorb.

Meanwhile Yapper, without hearing things from the voices in his head [hey voices] …. hello [how is it going] I am trying to describe how you are gonna die. [aren't i eternal] Immortal [thank you] Yeah, I guess you are but if you jumped into a wood chipper you'd die. [have i done that] …I didn't really think to ask. Or think about it. [what if god were one of us. just a slob like one of us. just a stranger on the bus jumping in a woodchipperrrrrrrrrr] I… have never had the desire to jump into a wood chipper though. [not even a sex dream with one. edward, tell me what you are. vrrrrrrrrnhhhvrrrrrrrrrnnnh. i love you edward and your three settings. make me into mulch you sexy machine] ….okay.

Current Status:
Bimensional: Meat confetti!
Block Deathington: Trying to open a door without reading what the door says.
Masstor: Discovered that he can flip black holes inside out.
Yapper: [sexy and i know it]… not dead unfortunately.

[Name]

Deathington will brush the dust off his boots and read the door. Masstor will attempt to guide the expulsions of the black holes. Yapper will keep crazying, and Bimensional will be dead,

[Koltreg]

Block Deathington proceeds to brush the dust off of his boots restoring them to their incredibly intense shine (as they are made out of gold and weigh several hundred bounds - he wears really tall boots made of of chrome covered gold because his bank account has so much interest.) When he gets up and reads the sign it says "Maintenance Room, please do not slip under the door!". There are also several bumper stickers on the door. One says "You don't have to be crazy to work here but it helps." Another one under it says "You do need to be crazy here because otherwise you go insane." Under that one another one says "Sal's Discount Bumper Stickers! Use the code SALSAVE for 20% Off!". Below that is one that says "Made you look!" and under that one is a bumper sticker that says "Save The Whale."

As Yapper continues to act insanely [thank you] he runs into Masstor who was carefully guiding out what seems to be wires attached to a long stand of brightly covered ribbons attached to the undulating kidney of the godbeast that powers the infernal base [fuck you Hemmingway]. Unfortunately the sudden shock causes Masstor to loose control releasing the god organ sending the room around them collapsing trapping Deathington and Yapper [yay!] under rubble and killing Masstor which closes the black holes.

Current Status:
Bimensional: Did in the maintenance closet!
Block Deathington: Trapped under rubble (unable to move)
Masstor: Crushed by rubble to death.
Yapper: Dead enough.

Now to pick a new team of four members! (And you can choose to rescue Yapper and Deathington.

[Name]

Holladabra, Chubby Candy, Biscuit Beast, and Faerrum.

[Agent Orange]

Faerrum, Titceratops, Hateway, X-kode.

Titceratops can use her dinosaur strength to free Deathington, but leave Yapper alone, the annoying little shit.