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Puns!
05-09-2012, 11:27 AM
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Puns!
Everybody (except Curt Franklin) likes puns! Post your favorite ones here!

Q: What do you call a ham you really want?
A: A Pork-You-Pine!

Q: What do you call a french pastry in a compactor?
A: A CRUSH-aunt
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05-10-2012, 12:14 AM
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RE: Puns!
(05-09-2012 11:27 AM)zbg333 Wrote:  Everybody (except Curt Franklin) likes puns! Post your favorite ones here!

Q: What do you call a ham you really want?
A: A Pork-You-Pine!

Q: What do you call a french pastry in a compactor?
A: A CRUSH-aunt

What do you call a psychic midget that just broke out of prison?
A small medium at large.
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05-10-2012, 01:09 PM
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RE: Puns!
What is Macauly Culkin's favorite type of cheese?
Prov-alone.

Changeling and Socialfist. Check those out.
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