Quotes overheard in a comic book store

[Sluggo]

It was mentioned...by me.

(08-25-2011 12:10 PM)Rurik Wrote:  I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned, but there is a site that is all quotes overheard by one guy.
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[Koltreg]

(08-25-2011 10:37 PM)joepekula Wrote:  

(08-25-2011 12:17 PM)Koltreg Wrote:  Oh man. I always felt bad because when I worked at the LCBS I never had any really stupid questions, no neckbeards or any of that. I mean it was solid for work, the customers liked what I knew and that I was open to questions.

Except for one time.

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What do you mean dild...oh.

Spider-Knife, Spider-Knife
Not a dildo, it's a spider-knife
Danger threat/ to your bits
Now I'm crying/ In front of kids
Look out, look out for the Spider-knife.

Does that thing shoot webs or what?

No, it is just a knife. You know from all those times Spider-man pulls out a knife and stabs people.
Also the manager glued it to the file cabinet.

[Sluggo]

I'll make a list.

(08-25-2011 12:35 PM)MoustachePants Wrote:  

(08-24-2011 05:24 AM)Sluggo Wrote:  Mine is pretty rad. Not huge but great customer support. I've been to some big shops in LA and I wasn't impressed. I've volunteered at mine for some midnight madness sales and on FCBD.

(08-24-2011 05:15 AM)joepekula Wrote:  

(08-24-2011 05:11 AM)Sluggo Wrote:  I was thinking of starting a post on our favorite local shop but I wanted to take some pics of mine first.

I wouldn't hate a thread like that. I like to be envious of how much cooler other people's comic shops are than mine.

I'm moving to LA you'll have to give me the lowdown on the good shops.

[Rurik]

(08-26-2011 01:37 AM)Sluggo Wrote:  

(08-25-2011 12:10 PM)Rurik Wrote:  I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned, but there is a site that is all quotes overheard by one guy.
Our Valued Customers

It was mentioned...by me.

Was it? I read through the thread and could have sworn I didn't see it.

[Sluggo]

lol, It's no big deal. It was the 5th post (1st by me). You gotta click on the first word (THIS) .

(08-26-2011 02:16 AM)Rurik Wrote:  

(08-26-2011 01:37 AM)Sluggo Wrote:  

(08-25-2011 12:10 PM)Rurik Wrote:  I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned, but there is a site that is all quotes overheard by one guy.
Our Valued Customers

It was mentioned...by me.

Was it? I read through the thread and could have sworn I didn't see it.